This is less of a blog post and more of a PSA – THEY HURT.
We look at women every day on Instagram showing these shoes off next to their expensive handbags and fancy cars but I need you to understand that these women are in pain. These women are suffering and no one is doing anything about it. My fiance bough me a pair of “Red Bottoms” five years ago and I’ve worn them exactly that many times.
DEY HERT! I’ve spoken to multiple women who agree with me. None of them are the wives of ball players or housewives at all – just normal women with normal feet and we won’t have it. One person suggested I get them stretched for comfort. If I owned wooden shoes and went to get them stretched would that make them more comfy? Hell no. They’d just be stretched uncomfortable freaking wooden shoes. I wore these shoes to John’s Holiday work party last year and I thought I was going to loose both my feet. No really, I almost cried. I could barely walk the next day. I don’t believe in taking off cocktail shoes in public so I suffered through it and I haven’t touched them since. I was convinced that if modern slavery came to fruition I would be picking cotton all day in my Louboutin shoes on the streets of San Francisco as my punishment. Don’t y’all dare desire these shoes again…..they’re miserable. I mean, just look at women’s feet when they wear them! Their veins are popping out, they’re all contorted, or they’re not even standing up…smh.